A Joke I have to share

[edwschreiber at earthlink.net]

A friend of mine, Doug Wilson, Director of Rowe Conference Center
just sent me this joke.  I have a few friends who claim to be
retired (some who read our posts) so I thought I would send it out to
our whole list.

By the way, I am teaching about SOCIATRY - Moreno's New Tools - 
at Rowe Conference Center in September.  Rowe Conference Center, Rowe, NY.
Everyone is welcomed.


Here's the joke:


What Retired People Do

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. 

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? 
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. 
I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Bush in '04."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important to my health.